The New Live-Action Fallout 4 Trailer Is A Certified Thing Of Beauty

Gamers, start your nerdgasms.

Ah, yes. Finding enjoyment in the apocalyptic fake world that may become real if Putin ever decides to flex his nuts. There’s really no debate whether this game will be the certified tits. All of the Fallout games have been hits. Of course it’s going to be amazing. The real issue is do we finally invest in upgrading to the newest XBOX/PS4. I mean, let’s face it. There’s not exactly a lot going right in life right now (or ever). Philly sports is at worst an abortion and at best a cocktease, the face isn’t getting any less fat (no matter how hard we try), and the only escape from reality has forced my liver to file a restraining order against me. Why not invest in something that will easily take away 12 hours of every day? Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’, and somehow buying a next generation system fulfills both quotas.